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Since we were kinda talkin bout underwear earlier

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Jedi Knight
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A man walked into the Women's Department of JC Penny and told a sales assistant 'I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B.' With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? 'What kind of bra?' He repeated 'A Baptist Bra, She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted.'

'Ah, now I remember' said the saleslady. 'We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type.'

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked 'So, what are the differences?' The lady responded. 'It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.'

He mused on that information for a minute, and then asked 'So, what is the Baptist type for?'

'They,' she replied, 'make mountains out of molehills.'

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Hallelujah! Praise the Lord I'm converting! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
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Great the joke was funny, or great that I'm converting?
 
Jaybird...stop humoring racinggirl...she'll only get worse...she'll play with you and toss you away...like apparently she has her "missing" unmentionalbles...

Discarded... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
I'm not humoring her. I'm enabling her. There's a big difference!
 
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Isn't that road model...plus...what has enabling to do with being an example...enabling means...being able to stand on your own...and last I looked...racing girl needs NO help...she's doing fine on her own...I know...I'm the one taking the slings and arrows out of my back... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cryin.gif
 
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I'm the one taking the slings and arrows out of my back... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cryin.gif

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The trebuchet is in for repair...

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Great joke Jaybird. Hey RG, haven't you replaced that trebuchet with a culvern yet?
 
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Great joke Jaybird. Hey RG, haven't you replaced that trebuchet with a culvern yet?

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Yeah but I think a trebuchet will hold many more pounds of shot than a culvern!

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Re: Since we were kinda talkin bout underwear earl

Hummmm

Sounds similar to the "Hunting Dog Bra."

It makes Pointers out of Setters.

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Re: Since we were kinda talkin bout underwear earl

There's also the sheepdog bra.... rounds them up and points them in the right direction!

Or the German bra... the upper topper flopper stopper

And of course, the original...the over shoulder boulder holder.

I'm getting me one of those tabletop trebuchets... looks like fun! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thirsty.gif

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Re: Since we were kinda talkin bout underwear earl

"I'm getting me one of those tabletop trebuchets"

I made one once in high school physics. It was way too much fun, ping pong balls make great ammo for them.
 
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