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Since We Can't Go To Church...

Mickey Richaud

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...I thought this might help this Sunday morning:

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."

He shouted out "CROSS" and immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."

Then he hollered out "GRACE" and the congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace."

He then said "POWER" - the congregation sang "There Is Power In The Blood."

Then the minister said "SEX"...

The congregation fell into total silence; everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden from way in the back of the church, a little 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories."[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
 
Love it!
 
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