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Since Jaybird mentioned beer

jerryrosa

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Why Beer Is Better Than Women


You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.

Beer is never late.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

A hangover will go away.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

A beer never has a headache.

A beer will never nag you.

A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

You can share a beer with friends.

A beer doesn't demand equality.

You can have a beer in public.

A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
 
HEY, wasn't me that mentioned beer. I'm a rum girl! Was Randi's fault!
 
~snort~
 
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