jerryrosa
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Why Beer Is Better Than Women
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A hangover will go away.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer will never nag you.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
You can share a beer with friends.
A beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A hangover will go away.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer will never nag you.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
You can share a beer with friends.
A beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.