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Shopping for a husband!!

19MGA60

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A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates. There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch.... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband......

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building - and have a nice day.
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darn right we're picky! Where did it say "mastered the art of Lucas wiring"?????????Going up!!!!!!!!Randi /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
Doesn't being a master of lucas wiring also come with induction papers to the sanitarium of your choice?
 
Now what could be bad about a package deal like that?Randi /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
SO WAS MY FIRST HUSBAND......MY AVATAR IS WHAT HE DID TO MY CAR AFTER HE KIDNAPPED IT.........going UP!!!!!!!! Randi(yes he is still living) /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif
 
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darn right we're picky! Where did it say "mastered the art of Lucas wiring"?????????Going up!!!!!!!!Randi /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

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Hey! Randi, hold the door, I'm coming with you!
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I was thinking you'd have to be able to go down from Level 1 to find that. After all, he's the devil. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Yes, that's right it is a "descent into darkness". Is it not? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
Descent into Darkness is right, and that is because Lucas supplied all the wiring for heck too, and as such, none of the lights work.
 
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