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>She was Soooooooo Blonde
>* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
>* She thought General Motors was in the army.
>* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
>* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
>* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
>"Sagittarius."
>* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
>* She sent a fax with a stamp on it
>* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
>* She tripped over a cordless phone.
>* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
>"Concentrate."
>* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
>* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
>* She studied for a blood test.
>* She sold the car for gas money.
>* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
>* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
>she turned around and went home.
>* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
>* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
>* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
>* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes
>In Front."
>AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
>* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
>* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
>* She thought General Motors was in the army.
>* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
>* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
>* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
>"Sagittarius."
>* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
>* She sent a fax with a stamp on it
>* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
>* She tripped over a cordless phone.
>* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
>"Concentrate."
>* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
>* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
>* She studied for a blood test.
>* She sold the car for gas money.
>* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
>* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
>she turned around and went home.
>* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
>* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
>* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
>* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes
>In Front."
>AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
>* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
