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Sentence construction according to Johnny:

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Teacher assigns the class to construct a sentence using the words:

detail

defense

defeat

deduct


Little Johnny was not to be denied, waving his hand and "OOOHH!!!"-ing...

With some trepidation Teacher allows him to answer.

Johnny proudly stands and utters:

"De feet of de duck go over de fence before de tail!"
 
A moldy oldie! Methinks Little Johnny was a Cajun!
 
New teacher trying to relate to rural children:
Suppose you see three doves sitting on a limb and you shoot one.
How many are left? Lil Johnny raises the hand.
"Yes Johnny?" "None" comes the reply.
"How did you arrive at that number?"
Shoot, says Johnny, anybody knows you shoot one they's all gonna fly!
Teacher replies"Well it's not the answer I was looking for but I like the way you think!"
Johnny quickly retorts "Teach I gotta question for you."
"Please, do ask" says Teacher.
Wellll...starts Johnny..."Supposin' you'd go into town and see
three women at the ice cream parlor getting ice cream cones.
One of 'em is bitin' the ice cream off, one is licking the ice cream off and the other is just stuffing the cone whole in 'er mouth. Which one's the married woman?"
Teacher blushed for a moment but thought it better to just
try an give an answer.
"The one putting the whole cone in her mouth?" she volunteered
sheepishly.
"It'd be the one with the wedding band on Teach" Johnny smiled
after that statement and volunteered "But I like the way you think too!"
 
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