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Bugeye58

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A very elderly gentleman, well groomed, great looking suit,

flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave,

walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady.

The gentleman walks over, sits along side of her, orders
a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me,
do I come here often?"
 
Okay...this has been around...almost as long as your Senior Gentleman... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
Henri, I'm only a young punk of 56! I'd probably forgotten if I'd heard it before! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Jeff
 
Jeff...was this one of your lines that you use?... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif


Does it work? Or do you remember? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
OK guys. I stand properly chastised.
Mickey, honestly, I missed it. The version I posted showed up in my email today, from a friend who obviously thought it was appropriate.
Jeff
 
Jeff - I can relate! Must have been more appropriate than you'd like to admit! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

Actually, I'm looking forward to getting a few more years under my belt. Then I'll have a legitimate excuse for my being so absent-minded. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Mickey
 
Personally, I blame it on Persian Gulf Syndrome - but when pressed I'll admit to having "CRS" - Can't Remember Sh*t! It's a benefit of age - you're entitled to be a crotchety old man! (I'm 52)
 
I have suspected that this forum was polluted with a bunch of old wind passers.---Keoke /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 
Hey, I resemble that remark. 64 and it can't be bad if you wake up. Wayne
 
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