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AweMan

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A very self-important college freshman attending a
Recent football game, took
It upon himself to explain to a senior citizen
Sitting next to him why it was
Impossible for the older generation to understand
His generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an
Almost primitive one," the
Student said, loud enough for many of those nearby
To hear. "The young people of
Today grew up with television, jet planes, space
Travel, man walking on the
Moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...We have
Nuclear energy, electric and
Hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
Processing.....and," pausing to take
Another drink of beer.....

The Senior took advantage of the break in the
Student's' litany and said,
"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when
We were young.....so we
Invented them. Now, you arrogant little bleep head,
What are you doing for the next generation?"
I love senior citizens!
 
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