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Second honeymoon

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As a man and the wife headed off on a romantic holiday they talked about what kinky things they'd like to do to each other.


She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed."


So he planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.
 
This could (and should :rolleye:smile: happen to you...

 
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