Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Hey Guest! British Car Forum has been supporting enthusiasts for over 25 years by providing a great place to share our love for British cars. You can support our efforts by upgrading your membership for less than the dues of most car clubs. There are some perks with a member upgrade!
**Upgrade Now** (PS: Upgraded members don't see this banner, nor will you see the Google ads that appear on the site.)
Where do I file a "missing turtle" report? The beast must have finally dug 'is way under th' perimeter. Haven't seen turtle-sign now for a couple of weeks.
FREE SCOOTER!! :smirk:
I guess he's got a hundred-yard head start. :wink:
Doc, I'm just glad Sprite is far enough away that she's
not a suspect.
Geez, that dog loves a box turtle. If it rains....turtle in the yard. She doesn't kill 'em. She just torments for a while then
the patience of the turtle wins out.
Still I brought her in for questioning.
Mug shot: She looks guilty to me.
Wishing you success on your Quest,
David and Sprite
Two turtles crossing the road hit each other head on and were both knocked unconscious. The policeman who was summoned to investigate the accident tried to find a witness, but only found a snail nearby.
"Did you see the accident?" the officer asked. "Can you tell me what happened?"
"Yes I saw it" replied the snail, "but it all happened so fast !"
Tis the season, he mighta gone in fer the winter. Easiest way to find if he's in one is fill 'em with water. If he's still kickin' he'll cruise on out. That's how I caught mine every year.
This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.