Science Jokes [Courtesy of the BBC]

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[h=2]1.[/h] [h=4]"I find it very easy to skim read a non-friction book."[/h] [h=2]2.[/h] [h=4]"I was up all night wondering where the Sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."[/h] [h=2]3.[/h] [h=4]"Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?"[/h] [h=2]4.[/h] [h=4]Q: Who was the first electricity detective?[/h] [h=4]A: Sherlock Ohms[/h]


[h=2]5.[/h] [h=4]Q: What’s a transistor?[/h] [h=4]A: A nun who's had a sex change.[/h] [h=2]6.[/h] [h=4]Q: Where does bad light end up?[/h] [h=4]A: In a prism.[/h] [h=2]7.[/h] [h=4]Q: Before docking with the International Space Station, what must the pilot of a space module first do?[/h] [h=4]A: Put money in a parking meteor[/h]


[h=2]8.[/h] [h=4]Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?[/h] [h=4]A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.[/h] And finally, one to get you really thinking...
[h=2]9.[/h] [h=4]Einstein gets on a bus heading into town. He asks the driver:[/h] [h=4]“Excuse me, does the central library stop at this bus?”[/h]