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Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
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Pretty Please - add it to our Events forum(s) and add to the calendar! >> 
jaybird
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ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
"Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
"Product will be hot after heating."
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
"Do not iron clothes on body."
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
"Warning keep out of children."
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
"Not to be used for the other use."
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
"Warning: contains nuts."
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
"Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts."
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
"Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?"
"Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
"Product will be hot after heating."
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
"Do not iron clothes on body."
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
"Warning keep out of children."
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
"Not to be used for the other use."
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
"Warning: contains nuts."
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
"Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts."
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
"Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?"
