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ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
"Do not turn upside down." (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
"Product will be hot after heating."

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
"Do not iron clothes on body."

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
"Warning keep out of children."

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
"Not to be used for the other use."

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
"Warning: contains nuts."

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
"Instructions: Open packet. Eat nuts."

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
"Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?"
 
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif Reminds me of my favorite comedian - Bill Engvall "Here's Your Sign"
 
They're still doing it.... bought a packet of peanuts at Tesco three days ago, it warned me that:

"This product may contain traces of nuts...."

Oh, please, I hope so....

Their Tiramisu dessert can be turned upside down... just don't shake it, still nice, though a little messier....
 
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ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
"Not to be used for the other use."


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Thats classic, I don't know why but that one just struck me funny. I laughed my butt off.
 
You're as warped as I am then Scott, because that was my favorite too. It sort of makes you sit and wonder what the OTHER use might be!!! Those crazy Japanese!!!
 
Sick minds think alike JB. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
I'd say its the finest milk at that. I liked the not for the other kind on the food processor also.
 
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ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
"Warning: contains nuts."

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I should put this warning on the front page of the BCF, waddaya think? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Basil
 
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ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
"Warning: contains nuts."

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I should put this warning on the front page of the BCF, waddaya think? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Basil

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Cashew could if you want to.
Jeff /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazyeyes.gif
 
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