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Jedi Knight
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There was once a Czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out of the window of the palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerine, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said 'Look my dear it has begun to rain!' Without even looking up from her knitting she replied 'It's too cold to rain, it must be sleeting'. The Czar shook his head and said......





















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'I am the Czar of all the Russians, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!'


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That's not quite how I heard it:

It was Chanukah and the Tiny Village was in fear of not having any latkes because they had run out of flour. Rudi, the Rabbi was called upon to help solve the problem. He said, "Don't worry. You can substitute matzo meal for the flour and the latkes will be just as delicious!"

Sheila looks to her husband and says, "Morty...you think it'll work?"

"Of course! As everybody knows...Rudolph, the Reb, knows grain, dear!"



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I was traveling to Seattle on business. Knowing how the weather is up there (and lacking the proper clothing), I went to a local outdoor shop for inclement weather clothing. Not finding what I was looking for, I went to another. Then, another. Finally, a salesman suggested that I go to Rudolph's.

"Rudolph's?" I said, surprised. "Do you mean the Russian specialty store?"

To which the salesman answered, "Rudolph, the Red, knows rain gear."


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