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kyreb1862
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Two fellers were in desperate need of cash, but admittedly were a bit cowardly. So
the one suggested they break into the Amish market. The logic being that since the
Amish were non-resistant, even if they were caught, no harm could befall them. Thus
they carried out their plot.
However, just as they were breaking into the cash register, the owner turned on the
lights and confronted them, a shotgun pointed directly at them.
Calmly, the Amishman said, Boys, I would never do thee any harm, yet you are
standing where I am about to shoot.
the one suggested they break into the Amish market. The logic being that since the
Amish were non-resistant, even if they were caught, no harm could befall them. Thus
they carried out their plot.
However, just as they were breaking into the cash register, the owner turned on the
lights and confronted them, a shotgun pointed directly at them.
Calmly, the Amishman said, Boys, I would never do thee any harm, yet you are
standing where I am about to shoot.