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kyreb1862
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I was downtown and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi.".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut-eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the ticket on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in 2008. I try to have a little fun each day, now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi.".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut-eating Gestapo."
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the ticket on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in 2008. I try to have a little fun each day, now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
