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Sadly a tragic accident has cost the life of Mrs. Emma Fallin
A well know and beloved circus performer and part of the famed husband and wife daredevil duo The flying Fallin's.
While performing a human cannon ball act at the Minneapolis Circus last Wednesday a runaway clown car struck the support of the cannon at the moment it was fired. Instead of gracefully arcing over the crowd and safely landing into a net, Mrs. Fallin was launched directly in to a concessions area. She struck head on into a cotton candy machine and suffocated before a rescue team could extract her, or someone thought to unplug the machine. A coroner's inquest will be held once all of the fluffy pink candy has been removed from her head.
When asked about his tragic loss Mr. Fallin was overheard to say he was retiring from the human cannon ball business, as he doubted he would ever find a woman of that caliber again.
A well know and beloved circus performer and part of the famed husband and wife daredevil duo The flying Fallin's.
While performing a human cannon ball act at the Minneapolis Circus last Wednesday a runaway clown car struck the support of the cannon at the moment it was fired. Instead of gracefully arcing over the crowd and safely landing into a net, Mrs. Fallin was launched directly in to a concessions area. She struck head on into a cotton candy machine and suffocated before a rescue team could extract her, or someone thought to unplug the machine. A coroner's inquest will be held once all of the fluffy pink candy has been removed from her head.
When asked about his tragic loss Mr. Fallin was overheard to say he was retiring from the human cannon ball business, as he doubted he would ever find a woman of that caliber again.