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A minister walks into a downtown bar.
He asks the first man he sees, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"
The man answers, "Yes" and stands beside the minister.
He then asks a second man the same question, and gets a "yes" reply. This man also stands beside him.
When he asks the third man, the reply is "No". The minister says, "You don't want to go to Heaven when you die?"
The mans answers,
"Oh, I thought you were getting a group together to leave now"
Dave
He asks the first man he sees, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"
The man answers, "Yes" and stands beside the minister.
He then asks a second man the same question, and gets a "yes" reply. This man also stands beside him.
When he asks the third man, the reply is "No". The minister says, "You don't want to go to Heaven when you die?"
The mans answers,
"Oh, I thought you were getting a group together to leave now"
Dave
