What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Just between you and me, something smells down there.
When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There are more ducks on that side.
What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?
Patty O'Furniture.
Nacho cheese.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Just between you and me, something smells down there.
When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There are more ducks on that side.
What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?
Patty O'Furniture.