Quit Messin' Wid Da Lingo, Willya?

[Mickey Richaud]

The word <span style="font-style: italic"> homage </span> - used to be pronounced OM-idge. Now, all of a sudden it's oh-MOJ???

Why wasn't I notified???

SHEESH!!

 

[JPSmit]

The word <span style="font-style: italic"> homage </span> - used to be pronounced OM-idge. Now, all of a sudden it's oh-MOJ???

Why wasn't I notified???

SHEESH!!

probably because they were OM-ophobic

 

[JPSmit]

OH, and got this from my sister today

abdicate: to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
adultery: more fun than infantry
Advocaat: a Dutch drink made from lawyers
alarms: what an octopus is
archaic: what we can't have and eat it too
barium: what you do with dead chemists
Bathing beauty: a girl worth wading for.
bidet: two days before the Allied invasion of Normandy
carmelite: a nun who loves toffee
carte blanche: A Streetcar Named Desire
castrate: the hotel rate for actors
Circumvent: an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
colic: a sheep dog's tongue
copper nitrate: police overtime
coup de grace: French lawnmower
crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes
decadent: having ten teeth
disclexia: inability to keep your DVDs organized
euphony: what you say to a hypocrite
Freudian slip: when you say one thing but mean your mother.
haggard: witch protector
hallmark: graffiti
hallow: greeting to a clergyman
hamper: what happens when you stroke a pig
hardship: teak boat
harlot: where used hars are sold
harmonize: to wax a barbershop quartet
harmony: fee paid for a good joke
harum-scarum: Arabian horror film

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Those are great!

Now, how about I-Z?

 

[JPSmit]

Now, how about I-Z?

?

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Now, how about I-Z?

?

Ya got A-H there; where are the rest of 'em?

 

[Deleted member 8987]

It's the French influence.
Came about with Kerry.
Whatreya, new?

 

[Banjo]

crick..... 'Bout lost another keyboard with that one.

 

[DrEntropy]

I'll have a couple of them hars, please. Always liked th' looks of 'em.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

I'll have a couple of them hars, please. Always liked th' looks of 'em.

I'M TELLIN' 'SMITS! :smirk:

 

[DrEntropy]

buzzkiller

 

[Mickey Richaud]

:angel:

 

[PAUL161]

I never could figure this out, the "R" is replaced with an "L", giving "Flied Lice", but the "L" is replaced with an "R", giving "Crick". Something wrong with that picture! Crick!

 

[AngliaGT]

.....& some guy named Dan told me that there's no "e"
at the end of "potato" anymore.

- Doug

 

[JPSmit]

.....& some guy named Dan told me that there's no "e"
at the end of "potato" anymore.

- Doug

you think that's bad - you should have seen how he wanted you to spell quail.

 

[DNK]

That Dan :eeek:

 

[Silverghost]

.....& some guy named Dan told me that there's no "e"
at the end of "potato" anymore.

- Doug

Don't you mean there is no "e" at the end of "potato" anymor? :wink:

 

[anthony7777]

mickey, whaddah ya spect? when one of its synonyms is DITHYRAMB?...what dah?...

 

[Banjo]

I once read a report that stated that almost 50 percent of Japanese doctors have Cataracts.




the rest drive Rincolns.....

 

[Grantura_MKI]

How about Har-ass-ment...so sorry or is the her-ass-ment?