Basil said:
People Eating Tasty Animals
My neighbor hit a deer a few years back and gave me a shoulder roast. Fixed it for thanksgiving dinner over at the prom queens house from high school. Her name is Hedi. A blonde and "the prettiest girl in town", married a doctor, lives in a giagantic house. You know the type. My B.I.N married her sisiter, that's why we were there.
I walked into the prom queen house and announced that I had "somethin' they aint ever had fer thanksgivin' before......road kill."
They all laughed as I started to slice it up.
Several of the guys started eating it and kept asking me how did I manage to get it so tender. (I inject it w/ bacon grease.)
The prom queen and I are standind in here 2500 square foot kitchen and she turns to me and says,
PQ- "Billy, I didn't know you hunted."
me- "I don't"
PQ- "How did you get the deer?"
me- "My neighbor hit it with his car."
PQ- "Hehehehehe"
~pause~
PQ- "Really, how did you get it?"
me- "my neighbor hit it with his car..."
PQ- "Hehehe, no.. really...how did you get it? You went hunting?"
me- "No......my neighbor hit it with his car."
PQ- "No, I'm serious, how did you get it?"
me- " Me too....my neighbor hit it with his car, he was on his way home and it jumped out and hit him in his door and it broke it's neck. He threw it in the trunk and brought it home and gave me a shoulder roast.
PQ- (look of shock and horror)
me- "What you'd want him to do, leave it there and it died for nothing?!?!?!
He didn't run ~OVER~ it."
PQ- (more shock and horror) "Don't tell me ~anything~ else!"
me- "Would it make you feel any better if he blasted a tunnel through it?!?!?!?!"
PQ- "PLEASE, not another word !!!" (the guys are laughing as they eat it)
me- "Winchester, Chysler; what's the difference?!?!?!"....
"...it isn't any more ~DEAD~ this way."
PQ- (turns and walks away)
The guys ate every last bit, none of the girls that were there touched it.
Kelly had some at home and said it was DELICIOUS!
(clicked the wrong thing, I didn't mean to quote Basil so I had to fill in the blanks)