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kyreb1862
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Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone
repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.
"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched
to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is
lying prostrate, face down on the floor."
The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas, " he interrupted, "the
best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."
repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.
"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched
to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is
lying prostrate, face down on the floor."
The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas, " he interrupted, "the
best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."
