potd 6/14/10

[Stewart]

Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.

 

[martx-5]

Better to invest in cemeteries...people are dying to get into them.

 

[JPSmit]

I hear the cremation market is on fire

 

[3798j]

I hear the cremation market is on fire

Boy, Talk about getting involved in an investment that can turn to dust....

 

[Steve]

The situation is grave.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

A depressing undertaking, to say the least.

 

[Gliderman8]

I hear the government is investigating the underground activities of funeral parlors.

 

[PAUL161]

Your right Elliot! That's been an underlying investigation for quite some time.

 

[JPSmit]

another nail in the coffin of the funeral industry

 

[rlwhitetr3b]

They have been trying to bury the facts for years!

 

[Steve]

I've heard that funeral directors are going on strike, because they don't Urn enough.....

 

[Gliderman8]

I've heard that funeral directors are going on strike, because they don't Urn enough.....

A good one Steve :thumbsup:

 

[14dna]

They'll never make money, cause each job ends up in the hole!

Dave

 

[bugimike]

Besides, it's a dead-end job!