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potd 5/23/11

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Stewart

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A man’s wife was in labor with their first child and suddenly she began to shout, “Shouldn’t, couldn’t, wouldn’t, didn’t, can’t!” He asked the nurse what was wrong with her.

The nurse said, “She’s having contractions.”
 
Here we have the birth of a bad pun.
 
DNK said:
Somebody shut that man down!
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Oh come on he enjoys his labors
 
This subject is giving me in-gestation.
 
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