potd 4/5/11

[Stewart]

I once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

And the guy who had himself cloned was so pleased he was beside himself

 

[JPSmit]

I went for a brain scan - the results came back negative

 

[Gliderman8]

You can get two identical hot dogs in Cloney Island.

 

[Banjo]

If you order the same thing as the guy in front of you at the scoop-shop, you'll get an ice cream clone

 

[Steve]

That's cold.....

 

[Gliderman8]

If you order the same thing as the guy in front of you at the scoop-shop, you'll get an ice cream clone

A clone head?

 

[Tr3aguy]

Did you hear about the disaster at a major U.S. university? The scientists were cloning monkeys, and one of them blew up.

The scientists are trying to determine what went wrong by sifting through the Rhesus’ pieces.

 

[elrey]

If he's only got one eye in the middle of his forehead is he a cyclone? --elrey

 

[equiprx]

Seriously, no cloning around here.

 

[rlwhitetr3b]

I think I saw another thread exactly like this one.

 

[Gliderman8]

I'm wearing one red sock and one blue sock and I have another pair in my drawer.