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Sorry Stewart... This pun is taking up too mushroom here.
 
Elliot, don't make any truffell for him.
 
For crimini's sake, I toad stool you that dogs will be morel truffle then pigs.
 
I tried training my dog to do that, but he just made a pig of himself!!
 
The truffle finding pig made SO much money sniffing out truffles he bought himself an airplane and earned his pilots license. Unfortunately, no one bothered tell the pig pigs DON'T pilot airplanes. His first solo flight ended badly when he crashed into the barn where two farm hands were milking cows. The lead story on the news was:


"Swine flew, killed 3 today at area farm"


Hey....YOU all started these POTDs!! :laugh:
 
Silverghost said:
The truffle finding pig made SO much money sniffing out truffles he bought himself an airplane and earned his pilots license. Unfortunately, no one bothered tell the pig pigs DON'T pilot airplanes. His first solo flight ended badly when he crashed into the barn where two farm hands were milking cows. The lead story on the news was:


"Swine flew, killed 3 today at area farm"


Hey....YOU all started these POTDs!! :laugh:
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Yeah right?! when pigs fly.... Oh, never mind
 
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