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potd 12/23/11

Stewart

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This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his hometown for the holidays. After looking over the menu, he says, “I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.”

His order comes a while later, and it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap.

He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?”

The waiter sings, “O, there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”
 
I'm taking a shine to this one (that is to say it's a good yoke!)
 
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