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Stewart

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Before King Arthur appointed a knight to give acupuncture treatments at Camelot Sir Lancelot knew he was stuck with the job.
 
When Arthur gave Lancelot the interim job, he got right to the point.
 
When a Knight had the flu, he was sent to the infirmary. When he needed acupunture treatments, he was sent to the pokey.
 
The worst part for Lancelot was the needling he got from the other Knights.
 
Then they made Sir Lancelot a palace Beefeater. It wasn't long before he was known as Sir Lunchalot. He had a helper on that job...Sir Cumference.
 
martx-5 said:
Sir Cumference.
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one of the original knights of the round table
 
Of course the is the Knight they tried to delete from the records - He had a problem with profanity. Apparently he may be the first documented case of Tourrettes Syndrome (although there was no name for it back then) -

Sir Cus.
 
And there was the Knight who had the uncanny ability to know where he was at ALL times and how to get ANYWHERE from that location. He was VERY popular on quests and crusades -

Sir Cumnavigate
 
To keep it car related.....there was a Knight from NYC who was passionate about Volkwagens -

Sirocco! Fuhgeddaboudit!
 
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