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potd 02/3/10

She thought his word play was humorous before they were married but discovered the punnymoon period was over too quickly!
 
Wasn't he the guy that bet his friend that his wife would laugh at his puns?

Told her ten different ones, but no pun in ten did.
 
His wife said that the new globe they got for a wedding present means the world to her.
 
His wife just got a new pair of shoes, and one is not right.
 
Along with the gloves he got her...the left one fit fine, but on the other hand it didn't.
 
The man bought a tux with three extra sleeves because he wanted it to fit like a glove!
 
if you give a gun to a man with no arms, is he armed?
 
JPSmit said:
if you give a gun to a man with no arms, is he armed?
Only if it has a hair trigger.
 
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