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David64MGB

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I guy was going door to door looking for a meal. The lady of the house takes pity on him, and offers a meal, but only if he does some work for her. She hands him a can of paint and a brush and tells him to go to the back of the house and paint the porch. A half hour later he comes back and says he is done, "But lady, that wasn't a porch that was a ferrari."

Probably heard that one before.
 
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... and offers a meal, but only if he does some work for her.

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So... what's for supper? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
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