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kyreb1862
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Country pastor arrives in the meadow for outdoor services on Sunday, but by 8:00 AM only one lone rancher showed up. The pastor asks the rancher if he should go ahead and hold the service since its just the two of them. The rancher replied, "if I went out to feed fifty head of cattle, and only one showed up, I would feed the lone steer, so I guess you should get started." So the preacher started preaching, and went on and on and on for three hours. At the end of the service, the pastor asked the rancher if he enjoyed the service, and the rancher said, "pastor, I said if only one steer showed up I would still feed him, but I wouldn't feed him the whole load."