One day in the library

[Basil]

A man went into a library and asked, 'Do you have any books on shelving?'












..........The librarian said, 'Yes, all of them.....'

 

[Gliderman8]

And the library is the tallest building......



......It has the most stories.

 

[JPSmit]

Literally just got this from my sister:

A linguist dies. At the funeral, a fellow academic asks the wife, “Do you mind if I say a word?” She nods. He stands and says “Plethora”, and immediately sits down. She says, tearfully, “That means a lot.”

 

[Gliderman8]

And....
[FONT=&quot]If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed.[/FONT]

 

[maynard]

For the chemists and biologists out there.

I was asked it the food is organic, and I said it all is.