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One day in the library

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A man went into a library and asked, 'Do you have any books on shelving?'












..........The librarian said, 'Yes, all of them.....'
 
And the library is the tallest building......



......It has the most stories.
 
Literally just got this from my sister:

A linguist dies. At the funeral, a fellow academic asks the wife, “Do you mind if I say a word?” She nods. He stands and says “Plethora”, and immediately sits down. She says, tearfully, “That means a lot.”
 
And....
[FONT=&quot]If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed.[/FONT]
 
For the chemists and biologists out there.

I was asked it the food is organic, and I said it all is.
 
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