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Gundy

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Hear about the dyslexic, agnostic,insomniac?








Dude stayed awake all night wondering should he believe in Dog.
 
What happened to the Zen Buddist when he stopped wearing shoes, eating right, and brushing his teeth?



He became a super callused fragile mystic with extensive halitosis.



Why did the Zen Buddist decline pain killers for his cavity?



He chose to transend dental medication.



What did the Zen Buddist say to the hot dog vendor?



Make me one with everything.



What was the hot dog vendor's reply when the Zen Buddist asked for the money left from the $10 bill he gave him?


Change comes from within!
 
After reading all this I have become enlighten'd.


...by about a pound. :smirk:
 
Q: What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?

A: He enters Nerdvana.




Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?

A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul.




One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Will Durant
 
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