Hi Guest!
Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
STOP!! Never post your email address in open forums. Bots can "harvest" your email! If you must share your email use a Private Message or use the 
smilie in place of the real @
Pretty Please - add it to our Events forum(s) and add to the calendar! >> 
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 79 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really? Like a new-born baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
"Really? Like a new-born baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."