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Me: waiter, do you have frog legs?
Waiter: of course monsieur
Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer
 
Somebody please take Basil's book away from him! :rolleyes: :devilgrin:
 
You are so much better than this Mickey. Sorry Mickey I thought it was you with the groaner. I should have known better.
 
It won't do any good Elliot. Basil has access to the interweb and I fear if we keep complaining it will just get worse.
 
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I think I owned the same joke book when I was eight.
 
I agree with JP. The humor forum needs spicing up since Mickey isn't posting as much. I could post some but then I would be banned for life plus 10 years!!
 
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By all means Bas, keep em coming.
 
"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."
"That's all right - our chef used to be a tailor."
"Waiter - what's that fly doing in my soup?
"Looks like the backstroke".
"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup"
"Shhh, quiet or everyone will want one".
 
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
 
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