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Two Mexicans, Pepe and Pedro, who had been lost in the desert for weeks,
were at death's door. As they stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the
form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spied through the heat and
haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they began to make
out that the tree was draped with slabs upon slabs of bacon. There was
smoked bacon, crispy bacon, juicy nearly-raw bacon, bacon of all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe," cried Don Pedro, "Ees a bacon tree! We are saved!"
"You're right, amigo!" said Pepe as he went on ahead and running up to the
tree, salivating at the prospect of food. When he got to within five feet
of the tree, the sound of machine gun fire erupted and down he went in a
hail of bullets. Don Pedro quickly dropped down on the sand and called out
to his dying friend,
"Pepe! Pepe!
"Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath, Pepe called out, "Run, amigo, run!"
"Ees not a bacon tree."
( now scroll down for punchline)
"Ees a ham bush."
were at death's door. As they stumbled on, hoping for salvation in the
form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spied through the heat and
haze, a tree, off in the distance. As they get closer, they began to make
out that the tree was draped with slabs upon slabs of bacon. There was
smoked bacon, crispy bacon, juicy nearly-raw bacon, bacon of all sorts.
"Hey, Pepe," cried Don Pedro, "Ees a bacon tree! We are saved!"
"You're right, amigo!" said Pepe as he went on ahead and running up to the
tree, salivating at the prospect of food. When he got to within five feet
of the tree, the sound of machine gun fire erupted and down he went in a
hail of bullets. Don Pedro quickly dropped down on the sand and called out
to his dying friend,
"Pepe! Pepe!
"Que pasa hombre?"
With his dying breath, Pepe called out, "Run, amigo, run!"
"Ees not a bacon tree."
( now scroll down for punchline)
"Ees a ham bush."
