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BabaKahawa
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) <span style="font-weight: bold">Fine</span>: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) <span style="font-weight: bold">Five Minutes</span>: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) <span style="font-weight: bold">Nothing</span>: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) <span style="font-weight: bold">Go Ahead</span>: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) <span style="font-weight: bold">Loud Sigh</span>: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) <span style="font-weight: bold">That's Okay</span>: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) <span style="font-weight: bold">Thanks</span>: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) <span style="font-weight: bold">Whatever</span>: Is a woman's way of saying *&^$ YOU!
(9) <span style="font-weight: bold">Don't worry about it, I got it</span>: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(1) <span style="font-weight: bold">Fine</span>: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) <span style="font-weight: bold">Five Minutes</span>: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) <span style="font-weight: bold">Nothing</span>: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) <span style="font-weight: bold">Go Ahead</span>: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) <span style="font-weight: bold">Loud Sigh</span>: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) <span style="font-weight: bold">That's Okay</span>: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) <span style="font-weight: bold">Thanks</span>: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) <span style="font-weight: bold">Whatever</span>: Is a woman's way of saying *&^$ YOU!
(9) <span style="font-weight: bold">Don't worry about it, I got it</span>: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
10 Gee honey, could you buy some more beer - this is taking longer than I thought. I don't believe explainations are necessary. 
