new Supermarket

[SilentUnicorn]

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

 

[mailbox]

Ahhh, the sounds of gently moving water in the bowl and the alluring scent of Tidy Bowl wafting down the aisle. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Steve]

Clean-up in aisle seven!

 

[maynard]

I'd be afraid to go down the feminine needs aisle.

 

[michalotti_tr]

I think I could deal with the toilet paper isle - just keep away from the baby dept! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

 

[GB1]

Or the butcher shop. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif

 

[JamesWilson]

...and then there's the supermarket with its own bakery on site...

Ahhh.... wonder how much bread the smell alone sells....

 

[Nunyas]

I dunno... but the Albertson's in my home town has to make a killing on their Fresh "French Bread"... that stuff was the best if you were lucky enough to get some while it was still hot! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif