New Husband Store

[Wingtip]

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends
the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular
floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On
the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the
sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks , 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor #31,456,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.