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Near-death experience

Well, that just sucks!
 
Steve said:
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.... Talk about Dyson with death.

Are you sure it wasn't the Dirt Devil that came?
 
Just another Eureka moment...
 
Luckily he did not get hurt or he would have to go to the Rug Doctor.
 
Did your life pass before your eyes or was it all just a vacuum?
 
Did you tell him Hoover's your daddy??!!
 
We might need a bigger Roomba for all these puns.
 
Don't go to th' light...


<span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="color: #FF6666"><span style="font-size: 20pt">TURN LEFT AT GANYMEDE!!!</span></span></span>
 
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