My wife wants a new dog

[maynard]

Which should I get her?

[FONT=&quot]Pointer X Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Kerry Blue Terrier X Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Great Pyrenees X Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Pekingnese X Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Irish Water Spaniel X English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Labrador Retriever X Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Newfoundland X Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Terrier X Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Bloodhound X Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Malamute X Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Collie X Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Deerhound X Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Bull Terrier x sh1tzu = Bullsh1tz, a gregarious but unreliable breed[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Not my work but too funny not to share![/FONT]

 

[pdplot]

Somebody had a lot of time on their hands. Very clever.