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My Toilet Paper is getting smaller........

Price up, quantity down. Sign of things to come. Or things that have gone.
 
It's all about perspective.

You sure sumpin' else ain't getting bigger? :devilgrin:
 
Mickey Richaud said:
It's all about perspective.

You sure sumpin' else ain't getting bigger? :devilgrin:


Ya know, that thought crossed my mind the moment I hit the <span style="font-weight: bold">SUBMIT</span> button. I was trying to think who would be the one to say it first. I should'a known, Mickey.
 
Reminds me of a Royal Navy loo in Malta.
Someone had written:
"This bl@@dy S-house is no good at all
The seat is too high and the hole is too small"

Someone else wrote:
"to which I must add the obvious retort,
your @ss is too large and your legs are too short!"
 
TR6BILL said:
Mickey Richaud said:
It's all about perspective.

You sure sumpin' else ain't getting bigger? :devilgrin:


Ya know, that thought crossed my mind the moment I hit the <span style="font-weight: bold">SUBMIT</span> button. I was trying to think who would be the one to say it first. I should'a known, Mickey.

Talk about a wise crack.... sheeesh :banana:
 
TR6BILL said:
Bummer, my TP roll is getting smaller. Life's a female dog.
TP on a roll? man you got it made :banana:
I gotta wait for the delivery boy in the morning.... :rolleyes:
at least it's delivered to the door.... :yesnod:

and just for clarification......the glossy ad paper is fer the stove to get the kindlen started.....just sayin.. :jester:
 
That glossy stuff'll <span style="font-style: italic">CUT</span> ya!! :shocked:
 
You's guys are embarrassing the heck out of me :blush:
 
And you don't want to use the comics section, either.
Feels kinda funny......
 
Personally, if a newspaper is the only available swipe, then without a doubt the government section would be the section of choice.
 
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