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My Classmate???

Biff

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MY CLASSMATE?

HAVE YOU BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"

WELL, I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED GUY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 44-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY ? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMMM,...OR COULD HE???

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED TROY HIGH SCHOOL .

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A TROY COLT," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1961. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY....THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-GUN ASKED ME, "WHAT CLASS DID YOU TEACH ? "
 
OUCH. That had to hurt....

My wife was looking the the mirror a couple days ago moaning "I'm starting to look old...."

And being the positive, supportive husband, I said "Well, you ARE nearly sixty...."

Winter seems to have arrived a little early, this year.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

But its TRUE....
 
I avoid mirrors.

Bruce
 
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I avoid mirrors.

Bruce

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Yeah, Bruce. I have this portrait in the attic......... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
Jeff
 
Don't look at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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