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Jedi Knight
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A rather near-sighted Mr. Jones wanted to spice up his love life with his wife of 50 years. He decided to look in Victorias Secret for some lingerie. He found some sheer nightie for about $25. He noticed that as the nightie got more sheer, the price went up. He finally found one for $150. It was so thin it was almost invisible. He had it wrapped and hurried home where he told his wife he had something he wanted her to model for him. Seeing where it came from she excitingly agreed and ran down the hall to change. She opened the box to see the nightie. Upon seeing how sheer it was she thought I'll just take this back, pocket the $150, and pose nude for him. He's so nearsighted he'll never know the difference. She strips naked, steps out of the bedroom, strikes a pose and and ask "What do you think?" "[censored]" he say " for $150 you would think they would iron it for you." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Funeral arangements for Mr. Jones are pending at this time. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cryin.gif
Funeral arangements for Mr. Jones are pending at this time. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cryin.gif
