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Jedi Knight
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A young farmer and his blushing bride were setting up house when his mother-in-law came by for an inspection. She didn't think too much of her new son-in-law and made life very hard on the newlyweds. The farmer, wanting to be a good son-in-law, tried to please her, but to no avail. After inspecting the house and not finding anything to her likeing she demanded a tour of the barn. As she flung the barn doors open, she startled the mule. It started bucking and kicking and kicked the farmers mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.

At the funeral the farmer was at his mother-in-laws casket greeting the mourners as they came by. The local preacher noticed all of the female mourners would whisper something to him. He would nod his head,whisper something back, and the women would leave with a smile on their face. But he noticed when the male mourners would whisper something to the farmer he would shake his head, whisper something back and the men would look dejected. The preacher waited until after the service, but then asked " What did you say to the ladys to make them feel better?"

"They said that the service was beautiful and that she looked good. I nodded and whispered back that I agreed and thanked them for their kind words" the farmer said.

"Oh well what did you say to make the men so unhappy? the preacher asked.














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"Well the men would ask me if they could borrow the mule. I shook my head and said he was booked up all the way thru Christmas." /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/grin.gif
 
Meant to put this in the humor section. Sorry. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wall.gif
 
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