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Children's Science Exam Answers
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water there, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is a fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What are steroids:
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water there, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is a fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Q: What are steroids:
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.