Moose

[coldplugs]

A scotsman is visiting his friend in Canada. As they sit on the front porch enjoying a whisky a specimen the indigenous wildlife walks by.
"Oooch" says the scotsman. "Wha' is thaa'?!"
"That's a moose", says the canadian.
"Oooch! Then hoo big are yer cats areund heir then?!"

 

[JPSmit]

Och mon - clever

 

[Boink]

And can you imagine the size of them "moooose-traps?!"

 

[14dna]

Gives new meaning to building a better trap, EH!