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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: What is her height ?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?.
Husband: Not slim , she can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure . I t may have been a dress or maybe a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Tell me the type & color of the car ? . . . . .
Husband: A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating
333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. I t has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions . It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. I t has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions . It has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
