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One day, right in front of the St. Justin's Catholic Church, a streetcar hits a pedestrian. The man is in terrible shape and there seems to be little chance he will long survive.
The policeman says to the crowd, "Call Father Flanagan to give this poor fellow his last rights!"
Someone in the crown reminds everyone that Father Flanagan is away on sabbatical in London and isn't expected back for another two weeks.
One of the crowd steps forward and says, "I'm Morris Cohen, I'm Jewish, not Catholic... but I live just behind St. Justin, and for years I've been listening to the liturgy in the evenings.....in fact, I've memorized parts of the service. Do you think I can be of help?
The crowd parts to let Morris Cohen get close to the poor fellow. Morris takes off his jacket, rolls it up and places it under the fellows head. He then takes out his kippur (black skull cap), places it on his own head, leans over the injured man and says, "B-42,..I-41.....
N-13..."
The policeman says to the crowd, "Call Father Flanagan to give this poor fellow his last rights!"
Someone in the crown reminds everyone that Father Flanagan is away on sabbatical in London and isn't expected back for another two weeks.
One of the crowd steps forward and says, "I'm Morris Cohen, I'm Jewish, not Catholic... but I live just behind St. Justin, and for years I've been listening to the liturgy in the evenings.....in fact, I've memorized parts of the service. Do you think I can be of help?
The crowd parts to let Morris Cohen get close to the poor fellow. Morris takes off his jacket, rolls it up and places it under the fellows head. He then takes out his kippur (black skull cap), places it on his own head, leans over the injured man and says, "B-42,..I-41.....
N-13..."
